Gardening under Acid Rain

One bottle of beer

On the sea

Two bottles of rum

Burried in the backyard

Three bottles of scotch

Under the ol'porch

Four bottles of gin

Inside Grandpa's chin

Sometimes five bottles of vodka

Hidden by Aunt Mashotka

Six bottles of wine for the dine

It's said to be genuine

I don't care and I don't mind

I just try to stay alive

There's no booz'nside'o'me

But me acid [sent me free]